- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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