- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

How long is a china man?

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dusters blow stuff.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

why are balck people black because they are

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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