U mad?

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

I have an erection My mom!

angelosnyder is not gay

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Bark I'm a tree

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

these are shit

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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