Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Walnut

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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