- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Mitt Romney

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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