Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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