- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

knock knock no ones home

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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