Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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