What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

I'm hungry.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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