- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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