- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Sam Hengal.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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