yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What happened to my sunglasses?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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