Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Asians

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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