Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Nickelback.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Faithful men.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Anti Joke

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