Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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