- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

A kid has no friends.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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