How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Winter

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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balls

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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