- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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