- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Women's Rights

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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