- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Knock knock

penis?

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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