gay pom...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Women's rights

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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