Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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hey, my names mark.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Poop.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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I was once a hamster.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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