whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

yada yada

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Women's rights...

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Praise Paisley

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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