What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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