- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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