your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Anti Joke

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