A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Get off my porch.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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