- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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