- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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