- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Oh s***

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

My kids are mistakes.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

more chocolate?

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Your grandma's cookies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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