Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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