An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What do you call a black man? A person

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Knock knock. Who's there?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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