What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A fish swims up your penis...

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Women's Rights

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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