- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

What do you call a black man? A person

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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