- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

its funny cuz i laughed!

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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