Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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