Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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