- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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