- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

ded on boomer and aodddan

you suck

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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