phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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UP

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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*insert joke here*

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Mullets

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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see ya

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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69

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gay people

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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