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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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