- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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