- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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