- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??