Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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eden stop

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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