- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

what's the difference between a duck?

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

A man killed himself.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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