- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Women's rights

why does column have a letter n?

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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