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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

I'm hungry.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

just in time?

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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