- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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