- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Women's rights

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

hi bye

i lost the game

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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